February 2012
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a continuation of the excitement of my last post: my DVD player is busted. I have nothing to live for
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Regina Spektor / Man of a Thousand Faces
“What did thinking ever do for me, to what great place did thinking ever bring...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via lullabysounds)
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the weekly published thought about how I should just give up since I will most likely never meet let alone associate with Aubrey Plaza or someone even close to her level (impossible anyway). this is my suicide note.
Anonymous asked: how often do you clip your toe nails?
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whatoliviaisnot asked: oh my god. that relationship question killed me. but wait. you're married to kelly and I <3
touchmybuttplz asked: I pick my nose too. We're obviously ~soulmates~
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loganmonroe asked: 4.
touchmybuttplz asked: 86
Anonymous asked: 86 ;)
loganmonroe asked: WANT TO?
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haansolo asked: 83 ;)
loganmonroe asked: 33.
luis-cadence asked: 30 and 85 aha!
Anonymous asked: 25
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1. Are looks important in a relationship? 2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush: 9. Describe your perfect mate: 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do you ever want to get married? 12. Do you forgive betrayal? 13. Do you get jealous...
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Constant Nothing: My dad just got really excited... →
haansolo:
My dad just got really excited to show me a chain e-mail (great start) he got from a guy at work. This was it:
This is straight forward country thinking… Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford...
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fat tuesday? ash wednesday? more like smoke a fatty tuesday and ash my fuckin blunt wednesday get bent w33d 2k12
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Brand New Hitting Studio In April; Hoping For...
propertyofzack:
Brand New recently did an interview in the midst of their last UK tour. Jesse Lacey confirmed that the band will be hitting the studio in April, and while they are not certain of a release date, Brand New is aiming for a late-2012 release date. Check out a quote from Lacey below by clicking “Read More!”
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you guys
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TRAPPED UNDER [AN] ICE[E® MACHINE]
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touchmybuttplz replied to your post: sitting here thinking about how if you took the…
You’re actually my favorite person. Please date me ok
I was in the middle of replying to your “#taste the sad” post but you deleted it. who’s tasting the sad now??????????????????????
not you though! because I accept
Can someone remind me what exactly it is we’re defending pop punk from? And why with AK-47s? Where you do you get one of those this day and age?
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sitting here thinking about how if you took the opposite of the popular acronym “H.A.M.” (“hard as a motherfucker”) you would come up with “soft as a motherfucker” which would lead directly to “S.A.M.” which is my name and there’s a joke in there somewhere about how that’s reflective of my character but I don’t know
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